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Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Digg Wars
Not so long of a time ago,
in a world removed from reality,
far from reality...
War drums are heard rumbling through the heavens as a plush
green field fades into view, the drums echo low at first and
as they grow louder as a dozen gophers pop their heads out of
their holes and look to the skies as they chatter excitedly
amongst themselves. One lone gopher pops out of his hole in
the middle of the others and looks to the skies while he drains
a beer bottle. A rollup begins to slowly crawls into infinity
across the scene. The words displayed are as follows:
It is a period of civil war on Digg Rebels,
striking from a hidden ISP, have won their first
victory against the evil Digg Mafia Bury Brigade.
striking from a hidden ISP, have won their first
victory against the evil Digg Mafia Bury Brigade.
During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal the secret
plans for the Digg Mafia's ultimate weapon - the Golden Bury
Button. This is a hack proof web button, designed to replace the
regular Digg Bury Button and it has the ability to destroy entire day’s
worth of submittals to Digg in a single click.
Pursued by the Bury Brigade’s sinister agents, Princess DiggYa races across the
vastness of Infospace, custodian of the stolen plans that can save Diggers everywhere
and restore freedom to Digg...
Join Princess Diggya, Digg Shoutmaster, Sub Solo, Diggbot and Scripts on their epic adventure to save Diggers everywhere against the evil forces of Digg Vader and the Digg Mafia.
Coming soon to a computer or cell phone near you!
Labels: Bury Brigade, Digg Mafia, Digg Wars